Report Predicts Terrorism in US Coming From Hezbollah

The Associated Press announced today that it had obtained the "Homeland Security Threat Assessment" for the years 2008-2013. Though it was unclear who the intended audience for the "official use only" document was, it predicts virtually every disaster imaginable in...

read more

Dejected Egypt Concedes Gaza Truce Unlikely to Return

Egyptian Foreign Minister Aboul Gheit says his nation will not stop its efforts to broker a new truce between Hamas and the Israeli government, but admits "I cannot imagine that we can convince the two sides to go back to the calm." Indeed, the escalation of both...

read more

Somali President Yusuf Resigns Under US Pressure

Somali President Abdullahi Yusuf announced the he intends to formally resign as of Saturday in a move praised by the African Union as a way to strengthen the mandate (such as it is) of the floudering Somali government and allow Yusuf to "go with some sort of dignity."...

read more