Unnamed US officials are being quoted in the media today claiming that al-Qaeda has invented some sort of near-magical liquid that is capable of turning ordinary clothing into powerful, wearable explosives that are entirely undetectable.
The officials quoted declined to offer details on how this transformative capability was even hypothetically possible given what we know about chemistry, saying only that it was “ingenious” of al-Qaeda to have done so.
The reports claim that the clothing need only be dipped in the liquid a single time, and upon drying the clothes themselves become explosive somehow. It is unclear if the clothing is related to the ongoing terror plot, or is just something else al-Qaeda came up with on the side.
The clothing bombs are just the latest in a growing number of potential AQAP techniques, which also include sewing bombs into peoples’ underpants and potentially surgically implanting bombs inside of people. Both of those techniques would seem obsolete, however, if al-Qaeda can simply make the underpants themselves into a powerful bomb.
Oh dear. That creep Pistole is going to love this one.
I love the smell of bullsh*t in the morning. Smells like government hysteria.
Reminds me of that time I figured out how to turn people into frogs while completely forgoing eye of newt in the steaming caldron. That was the first time the feds raided me. Honest.
Of course, ideally 'the enemy' would be able to levitate you with a glare while blowing a raspberry, then toss you down the Deathstar's warp drive as you throw lightening at yourself via your own fingertips. Surely that villain would require a mighty protagonist … oversexed and mysteriously well funded. But that's just silly. It's all in the caldron-work.
Well, so there's tiny drones being developed. There's a well funded world of death tech here. Of course those won't explain how someone seems to blow up without first being glimpsed with obvious lumps somewhere on his person. Such a person will obviously, after great-toil-and-trouble, have whacked himself just to scare you. And if there were e.g. such shirts available, and one really does blow up on someone somewhere, do you suppose that guy really intended to blow himself up with a reeeeallly sneaky bomb or did he maybe get handed some clothing in a pinch? I've borrowed shirts before…
Isn't that the standard nitrocellulose?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrocellulose
Great news, get ready to strip at airports.
Your lies are being thrown into garbage bin every single minute where you are sending your garbage to gullible people. No one listen to your lies including your own children.
You'd be surprised at the large number of Americans who will believe every word of it.
Obviously, it’s time to ban clothing in all public places. It’s the only way to keep us safe.
great idea !
or not ?
when I consider how some people look:
Hoever, Jason is our hero having us saved -aplaude him:
Foto Jason Ditz our hero:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3LgqxhYpHI0/TxaaReuLSMI…
I even designed a new antiwar T-shirt for him:
http://08oo.wordpress.com/?attachment_id=405
Next, the invisible cream. Problem is, it will smell like army bullshit.
The US has weapons that will blow your shorts, and every other garment right off your body, singe the eyebrows, castrate, and kill you all at the same time.
Flying naked will be the new future… TSA "rape boxes" for those who resist.
Can someone pinch me? Some guys living in a cave on the other side of the world is able come up with a magical invisible formula that can blow people up. Obama is really desperate.
Why should I believe this ?
It surelx has been a long and hard development effort for the Defense industry to develop such things. The Al Qaida even would not get the idea of developing such things. Durong development hundreds would have died.
THIS for me is clearly a US development for its proxiy fighter group Al CIAda.
They created them for Afhanistan
they used them in Bosnia, in Kosovo, in Iraq, in Chechenya, in Sudan, Somalia. Jemen, Libya, Syria and Mali – to give France a reason to intervene and being accepted by the Mail people who rather accept French occupation than being beheaded by the Al CIAda.
Can we please relinquish attempted control of mid east oil so we can stop being consumed with this shit?