In a move that is being described by officials as “historic,” and has the manufacturers of the systems drooling about making and selling more of them the US managed to “successfully” intercept an “ICBM” today at the Ronald Reagan Missile Defense Test Site, in Kwajaleiin Atoll.
This is meant to be interpreted by the public, and particularly the check-writers in Congress, as proof the US missile defense system “works” and could shoot down ICBMs fired by North Korea at the US mainland, across the Pacific Ocean, foiling a potential attack.
What it actually means is a lot less certain, and far less impressive. The missile defense system actually only managed to shoot down a slower moving, “threat-representative” ICBM-styled target, and then with exact specifications from the side that fired the object about the target’s size, time of firing, and precise trajectory.
That means knowing every bit of information about the target, the US missile defense system managed to physically hit the object under 100% optimal conditions, which should be little assurance of its functionality, particularly since previous tests under similarly optimal conditions have succeeded only about half the time.
An actual ICBM would not only be faster, but the US wouldn’t know its exact specifications, exact trajectory, or the specific instant it was fired. Perhaps the biggest problem is they wouldn’t have this data weeks in advance to pre-position the missile defense exactly where it would have the best shot of doing something.
The physics behind getting two missiles to intentionally collide in the air is complex, and that they were able to do it this time at all is impressive, but in a real life situation, rapidly verges on the impossible, with a non-trivial chance that a fired ICBM would not have an intercept trajectory that the missile defense systems could match even n theory.
Still, that hasn’t stopped the US investing a preposterous amount of money into 36 ground-based interceptor missiles, mostly deployed n Alaska, which almost certainly would never work in a combat situation, and which on the basis of occasional “success” in tests that should be wildly easier than a real situation, are going to continue to be invested heavily in.
If there is consolation to be had, it’s that North Korea’s missile program is actually far from being able to deliver anything to the continental US. The missiles stacked in Alaska, waiting to fail at their one designed purpose, simply aren’t going to be needed, which s a big part of why everyone is comfortable with dumping more money into them. People are only going to complain about a defense system that doesn’t work if it fails, and these look just as shiny sitting in a warehouse as anything else, which is all they’ll likely ever have to do.
Trump: “So, Kim Jong-un what do you want?”
Jong-un: “I want your military to stop threatening my country and I want the economic sanctions on our exports lifted.”
Trump: “Threaten? What ‘Threaten’? The Pentagon is just playing ‘pretend war’, that’s all. Those sanctions are necessary to stop you from building up your military. We can’t have that, can we?”
Jong-un: “Liar! The militarists run American foreign policy, just like the Japanese Imperial Army forced the emperor to agree to an agenda of military dominance over East Asia in the 1930’s. You, Mr. President are a side-show, a distraction, a chirping twitter-freak. You are not the Commander-in-Chief, you’re the Marionette-in-Chief.”
Trump: “How rude!”
Jong-un: “The truth hurts, doesn’t it? You’re afraid to take on Washington’s war machine and the weapons contractors that feed it.”
Trump: “I am not afraid! I just want to be cautious, that’s all. I have to take into consideration the American people worship our military because, well, they’re easily brainwashed. Every sporting event has a pre-game ceremony with a military color guard marching on the playing field and a guy or gal in uniform sings the National Anthem war song. Hollywood puts out emotionally charged fictional war movies where America comes out on top. All our national holidays have some military theme, even Mother’s Day, The Pentagon budget is enormous, it spends taxpayer money on television programming that promotes the military is ‘ready to serve’ at a moment’s notice. The children are exposed to accepting the carnage of war depicted in video games as normal development, priming them for when they become adults and volunteer to kill or be killed to ‘defend the nation’.”
Jong-un: “And your Congress condemns me? What hypocrites!”
Trump: “Kickbacks, what can I say. It’s not easy living in modern day Sparta.”
Jong-un: “Can’t your people see where all this war-mongering will end?”
Trump: “Not as long as their smart-phones keep them busy with social media.”
Jong-un: “I almost feel sorry for you. But you’re a billionaire and I can’t.”
Trump: “New York City real estate, that’s all. If I was selling property in Iowa I’d be poor compared to now.”
Jong-un: “Isn’t there any hope for peace between our two countries?”
Trump: “All you have to do is give up the means to defend your country, like Muammar Gaddafi did in Libya.”
Jong-in: “I see, history to repeat itself, then.”
Trump: “What? I didn’t get that. Is that a Korean thing?”
Jong-un: “No, just the reality of the times we live in.”