Four British citizens, referred to as Islamists by some reports, have confessed to making vague plans to blow up a toilet at the London Stock Exchange (LSE). The four reportedly got the idea from Inspire Magazine, released online by al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP).
Although blowing up a toilet normally falls into the category of “teenage hijinks,” the AQAP mention combined with their Muslim identity turned the plan into a “major terrorist plot.”
Media hysteria appears to be taking hold. Some reports claim that the four were planning to “blow up the London Stock Exchange” or were “plotting Mumbai-style attacks in London.” Presumably, the four considered other targets, including the US Embassy, before settling on the toilet.
Moreover, even the plan to blow up a toilet appears to have been speculative. The four had not acquired even the inexpensive fireworks needed for such a mission, and one of them reportedly called for simply starting a fire, while another said that actually blowing up a toilet would be a “bonus.”
Still and all, experts insist that the capture was a “triumph for the electronic surveillance of homes, cars, and computer memory sticks on which British intelligence prides itself.” LSE brokers who have to use the restroom will be free to do so safely.
lol. This is really constipating article.
Blowing up a toilet in the London Stock Exchange is a perfect analogy: that's where the sh*t is!
Britain invades the world and invites the world. Makes no sense.
As long as they can put Al-Qaeda, Islam, and blowing-up together in a news item the rest of the story doesn't really matter, The main purpose is to keep us scared and continue to eat up our tax dollars. If this causes a major problem for a tiny minority, that is a price worth it (or, for some, it is icing on cake).
"Blowing up the toilet" is a common euphemism for leaving rather large and odoriferous excreta in the subjected commode. This could very well have been the unfortunate result of all those greasy donner kebabs being hawked outside. Some overzealous cubicle jockey probably got wind of it and decided that was his/her moment to shine.
Better extradite them to the US so they can be tortured an infinity of times and held indefinitely.
Is that what they call a dirty bomb attack? Lol!
“The four reportedly got the idea from Inspire Magazine, released online by al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP).”
I think they got the idea from Lethal Weapon 2.